The Federation of Qolaysia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Elihu Saing with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 8.008 billion Qolaysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leonrau. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Qolaysian economy, worth 446 trillion Qoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 55,779 Qoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of Coalition of Crown Albatross, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qolaysia's national animal is the Red heron, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Qolaysia is ranked 17,018^th in the world and 14^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Safest, scoring 115.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.