The Federation of Ossotia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sergei Yugorunov with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.743 billion Ossotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tibliskana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The strong Ossotian economy, worth 456 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,976 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The same 7743 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Sergei Yugorunov's every word on Twitcher, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ossotia's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Beleroskovian Orthodox Christianity.

Ossotia is ranked 110,594^th in the world and 139^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Safest, scoring 78.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.