The Federation of Kahului-Kanau is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.034 billion Kahului-Kanauans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaalai. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kahului-Kanauan economy, worth 231 trillion paias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 57,346 paias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Kahului-Kanau, Kahului-Kanauan TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, and the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kahului-Kanau's national animal is the Kanauan lemur, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kahului-Kanau is ranked 125,449^th in the world and 158^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Safest, scoring 71.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.