The Hammer Time of Hammerhead Morty is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.451 billion Hammerhead Mortyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Hammerhead Mortyian economy, worth 281 trillion Hammers a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,569 Hammers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hammerhead Morty's national animal is the Squanchy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hammerhead Morty is ranked 64,211^th in the world and 3^rd in Citadel of Ricks for Safest, scoring 97.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.