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Governor: The Cynerice of Eahland

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Cynerice of Eahland

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 45th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 52nd+36
Most Armed: 66th Highest Crime Rates: 71st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 71st Fattest Citizens: 85th Largest Gambling Industry: 93rd Most Avoided: 99th Highest Disposable Incomes: 140th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 149th Most Ignorant Citizens: 183rd Most Devout: 223rd Highest Economic Output: 243rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 309th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 404th Most Rebellious Youth: 497th Largest Agricultural Sector: 539th Smartest Citizens: 552nd Most Influential: 629th Largest Publishing Industry: 847th Highest Average Incomes: 862nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 965th Largest Mining Sector: 985th Largest Populations: 992nd Largest Black Market: 1,013th Most Cultured: 1,036th Rudest Citizens: 1,215th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,272nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,336th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,396th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,481st Most Beautiful Environments: 1,485th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,489th Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,009th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,121st Largest Governments: 2,536th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,680th Most Secular: 3,116th
World Factbook Entry

Approximately half a billion years ago, the continent Avalonia collided with Laurentia, raising the great mountain range that formed the spine of Pangaea, and would eventually become the Green Mountains of Eahland.

Why British West Zuzunia is here rather than in Zuzuniland where it belongs is an open question. Probably the typical Zuzunian difficulty with geography.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Human-Only, Minuscule, Modern Tech, Password, and Post-Modern Tech.

Avalonia contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Rebellious Youth in Avalonia

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Avalonia is ranked 497th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

1.The Interstellar Empire of GnarkLeft-Leaning College State“Better dead than zed.”
2.The Cynerice of EahlandLibertarian Police State“Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan”
3.The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West ZuzuniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Zuzunia for British West Zuzunians!”

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The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West Zuzunia

The ochlocratically elected representatives of the majority Zuzu tribe of Zuzunia would like to make clear to the international community that our heavy use of DDT and other toxic chemicals in the region of our sovereign state commonly known as East Zuzunia is strictly intended to control mosquitoes and other disease-carrying insects, and has nothing whatsoever to do with the goat-loving, disease-carrying East Zuzunians or the criminal rebel that has unjustly enslaved them.

East Zuzunia

The long-oppressed people of Zuzuniland have at last risen up against the regime of the tyrant Robert Mbundwe, rallying behind the red-and-yellow-and-green-and-white-and-blue banner of the Zuzunian Communist Party (Marxist-Stalinist-Kimilsungist). A new age of peace and prosperity has dawned on our great nation, and all shall benefit, even the feculent chicken farmers of the portion of the Republic commonly known as British West Zuzunia.

Although the tyrant took the greater portion of our great land's material wealth when he fled the country, we have a resource more valuable than gold or goats: the brave people of our land. It is hereby announced that it is the People's will that the working day will be raised from 14 hours to 16 hours until the current state of emergency has ended and our land is restored to her former glory.

Comrade General George Wlasuti
President of the Supreme Soviet of the Zuzunian People
Chairman of the ZCP-MSK

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