The Theocracy of Ancient Greek Kingdoms is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Poseidon with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.19 billion Ancient Greeks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ancient Greek Kingdomsian economy, worth 378 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,151 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ancient Greeks any less frightened, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient Greek Kingdoms's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic.

Ancient Greek Kingdoms is ranked 115,850^th in the world and 46^th in The Western Isles for Most Primitive, scoring -30.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.