The United Federation of Cresr is a massive, safe nation, ruled by James gèle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.37 billion Cresrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liven. The average income tax rate is 40.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cresrian economy, worth 585 trillion Pints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,040 Pints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and kids are exceptionally good at digging holes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cresr's national animal is the Sea wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Protestant.

Cresr is ranked 89,673^rd in the world and 15^th in Coldonia for Safest, scoring 86.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.