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Region: The Bar on the corner of every region

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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Jack russell wrote:Grabs the dog bowl between its teeth and employs the dreaded and irresistible deep, dark, and hypnotisingly soulful, "puppy-dog eyes" - that tug on heartstrings and pull you in like the blackholes to the Void that they are...

Rottweiler wrote:Licks the fingers of any unsuspecting bar patron that recently had food. Especially, if it smells like chicken...👅

*Sigh*

Oh, all right.

    *Pours a bag of Purina Chicken Nugget Flavored Nuggets into bowls for the dogs*

Who's a good boy ... girl ... barking death-machine ... whatever? You two are, that's who. You are.

Labrador Retrievers wrote:Pants.👅

An odd request, but the customer is always King ... or Spot, or Rover.

    *Drops a pair of Chicken Nugget Flavored Pants in front of the retriever*

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