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Wealth Gaps: First: The Choir Boy top 0.008% (19th in world). Second: Pencil Sharpeners top 0.7%. Third: South west portis top 2% … Moddle: Quesan bottom 19% … Last: Tubercular Sky bottom 0%

In The Nude Beach, the government funds large training centres to turn dolphins into functioning members of society.

In Nudesia, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.

In Gay Parrot, the nation leads Nudist Dreamland in per capita stalking.