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Region: Ridgefield

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The city or rlyeh 5 years 80 days ago New slovakastan wrote:As news of the untimely disappearance of the reporter from The city or rlyeh finally reaches the New Slovakastan Department of Communications, after going through every other Department, a telegram is written and sent. It reads the following: "Greetings from New Slovakastan, we are sorry to hear about this mans disappearance, and to assure his familys head is held high, we are offering an all-expenses-paid trip to our beautiful capital Ajaccio! They will be welcomed as they were Mr. Spears own citizens, and will be spending one week at our five-star luxury hotel, Casa De Ajaccio, which is only 3 miles from our beautiful shoreline! There's a reason we have the fifth best weather in Ridgefield, and sixth in environmental beauty! Mr. Spears also plans to meet with the family personally. Welcome to New Slovakastan!" - Jacob Rutterfield, Department of Communications We thank you good sir. They would love to spend some time out of their house full of bad memories. They will most certainly be going.

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New slovakastan wrote:

As news of the untimely disappearance of the reporter from The city or rlyeh finally reaches the New Slovakastan Department of Communications, after going through every other Department, a telegram is written and sent. It reads the following:

"Greetings from New Slovakastan, we are sorry to hear about this mans disappearance, and to assure his familys head is held high, we are offering an all-expenses-paid trip to our beautiful capital Ajaccio! They will be welcomed as they were Mr. Spears own citizens, and will be spending one week at our five-star luxury hotel, Casa De Ajaccio, which is only 3 miles from our beautiful shoreline! There's a reason we have the fifth best weather in Ridgefield, and sixth in environmental beauty! Mr. Spears also plans to meet with the family personally. Welcome to New Slovakastan!"

- Jacob Rutterfield, Department of Communications

We thank you good sir. They would love to spend some time out of their house full of bad memories. They will most certainly be going.

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