The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,911th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
|1.||The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Vote monkey, get monkey”|
|2.||The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Stop Reading My Motto!”|
|3.||The Federal Republic of West green Israel||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“For greener future”|
|4.||The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican||Democratic Socialists||“Whatever, I do what I want”|
|5.||The United Socialist States of Emailistan||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”|
|6.||The Republic of Kiasu-ism||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”|
|7.||The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait||Left-wing Utopia||“Peace, Freedom, and Democracy”|
|8.||The Free Land of Privatore||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Desperate, but not helpless.”|
|9.||The Dracocracy of Theorin||Democratic Socialists||“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”|
|10.||The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam||Left-wing Utopia||“We're not Việt Cộng”|