The South PacificWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,424^th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

1.	The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Vote monkey, get monkey”
2.	The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Heliosphere	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.	The Federal Republic of West green Israel	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“For greener future”
4.	The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican	Democratic Socialists	“Whatever, I do what I want”
5.	The United Socialist States of Emailistan	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”
6.	The Republic of Kiasu-ism	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
7.	The Free Land of Privatore	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Desperate, but not helpless.”
8.	The Dracocracy of Theorin	Democratic Socialists	“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
9.	The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait	Left-wing Utopia	“Peace, Freedom, and Democracy”
10.	The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pencil Sharpeners 2	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stop Reading My Motto!”

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