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The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,809th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

1.The Democratic States of Sun RisingCivil Rights Lovefest“Long Live Sun”
2.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesLiberal Democratic Socialists“Vote monkey, get monkey”
3.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of HeliospherePsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.The Federal Republic of West green IsraelLiberal Democratic Socialists“For greener future”
5.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
6.The United Socialist States of EmailistanScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”
7.The Republic of Kiasu-ismInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
8.The Free Land of PrivatoreLeft-Leaning College State“Desperate, but not helpless.”
9.The Dracocracy of TheorinDemocratic Socialists“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
10.The Valkyrian Republic of QvaitLeft-wing Utopia“Peace, Freedom, and Democracy”
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