The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."


1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“How will you act?”
3.	The District of Cole County	Capitalist Paradise	“Community”
4.	The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis	Left-wing Utopia	“My butt runs on lunar power.”
5.	The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions	Capitalist Paradise	“!@#$%^&*()”
6.	The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself	Psychotic Dictatorship	“All is well.”
7.	The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Our purpose is to conquer you.”
8.	The Referendum of 7 November	Democratic Socialists	“Macedonian Empire”
9.	The United States of MAKE MONEY FAST	Free-Market Paradise	“MAKE MONEY FAST!”
10.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”