The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State | “We know it” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” | |
5. | The Republika of Makedonium | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fight for Free and United Macedonia” | |
6. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
7. | The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
8. | The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
9. | The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
10. | The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” |