The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."


264,001.	The Dictatorship of Noahs Sixth Country	Psychotic Dictatorship	“O B E Y”
264,002.	The Republic of LLL 06	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Ll”
264,003.	The Matriarchy of BOERD	Mother Knows Best State	“HOLA”
264,004.	The Comma D of 0x2c	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The universe was made on purpose, the circle said.”
264,005.	The Grand Duchy of 0x41	Moralistic Democracy	“The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made”
264,006.	The Kingdom of Oofery 155	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Puppet Nation of Oofery”
264,007.	The Republic of Ioke 20	Moralistic Democracy	“I tire of the weight of mortality”
264,008.	The Republic of Flowah	Moralistic Democracy	“My Singing Monsters”
264,009.	The Bunny raider of United Villages Of Eisbutch	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“for the furtherment of life and protection of the pure”
264,010.	The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 3AD	Iron Fist Consumerists	“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”