YarniaWorld Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Yarnia

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Yarnia is ranked 4,149^th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

1.	The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Throwing giant cat throw pillows for fun!”
2.	The Rogue Nation of Something Dumb	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Duh”
3.	The Dominion of IKINGCAKE	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Cake is love, cake is life, and cake is not a lie.”
4.	The United States of U-S-N-A	New York Times Democracy	“We will not go quietly into the night!”