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The World World Census

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.


1.	The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity	Democratic Socialists	“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
2.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Get Outa Here!!”
3.	The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench	Iron Fist Consumerists	“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
4.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
5.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Corporate Police State	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
6.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Iron Fist Consumerists	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.	The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
9.	The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a	Capitalist Paradise	“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
10.	The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Remember: We can always make it worse.”