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Xoriet wrote:

I never want to look at the forums again after that one.

I need some tea.

Would Constant Comment work?

Xoriet wrote:

I never want to look at the forums again after that one.

I need some tea.

Terrible human being, that guy is.

Wubdich wrote:

I think we did vastly superior comedy with all our reactions.
*puts on sunglasses*

do I need to come up with a better joke?

Saint Cinder wrote:

Yes but is tea strong enough? Perhaps some wine is better for you!

I can't drink alcohol, so tea will have to suffice. xD

Xoriet wrote:

I never want to look at the forums again after that one.

I need some tea.

I want to see what it is but I kind of don't want to see what it is.

I think I'll refrain.

Free antarctic army wrote:

do I need to come up with a better joke?

Conventional comedy has no effect here.

Wubdich wrote:

Conventional comedy has no effect here.

okay

Jar Wattinree wrote:

Yes. With jokeboats.

and punchlines. punchlinejokeboats.

Cohuila Y Tejas wrote:

and punchlines. punchlinejokeboats.

i like that :D

Xoriet wrote:

I never want to look at the forums again after that one.

I need some tea.

Does this have something to do with that conversation I skimmed over on discord?

The Bandit State wrote:

Does this have something to do with that conversation I skimmed over on discord?

Yes.

Cohuila Y Tejas wrote:

and punchlines. punchlinejokeboats.

No stop you can’t do that if you’re in the League of Nations you’re not supposed to invade other countries.

Novoblupolia wrote:

Guess which nations got the remaining:
10%
8%
7%
3%
From my faction.

Uhh Hungary 10
Romania 8
Bulgaria 7
Poland 3

The-paradise wrote:

Meanwhile in the city

radio chatter from the navy : gdferf: colonel ? is the King out of the city ? over?

Colonel: Yes he is out of the city to a safe zone ***** We ar eunder heavy fire i need assistance !

Navy commander: i can launch some missiles give me your coordinates

Colonel: my coordinates? its just Vixon city moron ! Fire !!

Navy commander: ok than

Missiles got launched where the communists are approaching near the colonel and his army

Maximus in the armored car

Maximus: we have to take my kingdom back asap with the whole army invasion

Loyal ( secret soldiers ) in the nuclear base

Lieutenant: we have to dissable everything of this base so the communist are not able to launch these nukes

Corporal: splendid idea sir i will work on it with the demolition squad

Lieutenant: glad we have still some loyal men who is still loyal to their monarch family

survier communist soldier from the missile attack enters the HQ where Yurick is

Soldier: Yurick the navy launched those missiles ... and maximus dissapeared

Yurick: King maximus is dissapeared ??!! you amateure !!!!!! ** points his revolver to the soldier and shoots him dead
Yurick: Godddd damned !!!!!

The extraction team drives to the rendezvous point where it is met by 2 additional vehicles of Katrzynijan origin and are escorted to the hidden airfield

Which events have undergone while I watched a very very Good Movie.

Stollberg-Stolberg wrote:

Which events have undergone while I watched a very very Good Movie.

I forgot to check the time. Also why aren't you sleeping isn't it midnight for you?

True Europa State wrote:

I forgot to check the time. Also why aren't you sleeping isn't it midnight for you?

I don't require sleep when I use Scho-Ka-Kola, the best Caffeinated Chocolate in Germany at least.

Stollberg-Stolberg wrote:

I don't require sleep when I use Scho-Ka-Kola, the best Caffeinated Chocolate in Germany at least.

Damn. I don't require sleep either.

That's it. That's the post.

News in Jar Wattinree...

• The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.

• A government program is underway to revitalize Jar Wattinree's beaches.

• The only place where one can see the Jar Wattinrae cherry tree is in a museum.

• Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

• Jar Wattinree is ranked 1,234th in the world and 27th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,980.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Also really what happened in the Forums while I was gone?

Stollberg-Stolberg wrote:

Also really what happened in the Forums while I was gone?

Spam of the R-variety.

Jar Wattinree wrote:

Spam of the R-variety.

R? Oh, I see, well I was lucky to be gone during that time.

Jar Wattinree wrote:

Spam of the R-variety.

Oof. I almost never check the forums, so I don't see stuff like that. People are just weird, mate

True Europa State wrote:

Oof. I almost never check the forums, so I don't see stuff like that. People are just weird, mate

When you realize that you don’t do forums anyway so it doesn’t affect you.