The PacificBoard

Katrzynija wrote:

One of the female soldier: Don't worry your majesty, please stay calm. They drag maximus to a nearby car. he's shielded by heavy metal shields capable of surviving ammunition bellow the power of 50. bmg

maximus: i cant thank you enough! where is my son ? did you find him aswell?

The-paradise wrote:

maximus: i cant thank you enough! where is my son ? did you find him aswell?

They get him into the previously prepared car
Soldier: He's safe, dont worr your majesty. The armored car starts driving away

Knock Knock

Free antarctic army wrote:

Knock Knock

No.
*ignites TNT*

Wubdich wrote:

No.
*ignites TNT*

but why???

An audio transmission has been intercepted by Novoblupolian communication systems coming from the northern frozen deserts of Novoblupolia...

Free antarctic army wrote:

but why???

Ask the backstreet boys.

Guys there is a degenerate posting NSFW garbage on the NS forums, so please just a reminder to avoid the forums

Wubdich wrote:

Ask the backstreet boys.

who?

Cokoland wrote:

Guys there is a degenerate posting NSFW garbage on the NS forums, so please just a reminder to avoid the forums

Eh, not the first time.

Cokoland wrote:

Guys there is a degenerate posting NSFW garbage on the NS forums, so please just a reminder to avoid the forums

Unfortunately I caught a glimpse...
...I'm lucky my brain has lag when intaking such things.

Katrzynija wrote:

They get him into the previously prepared car
Soldier: He's safe, dont worr your majesty. The armored car starts driving away

Meanwhile in the city

radio chatter from the navy : gdferf: colonel ? is the King out of the city ? over?

Colonel: Yes he is out of the city to a safe zone ***** We ar eunder heavy fire i need assistance !

Navy commander: i can launch some missiles give me your coordinates

Colonel: my coordinates? its just Vixon city moron ! Fire !!

Navy commander: ok than

Missiles got launched where the communists are approaching near the colonel and his army

Maximus in the armored car

Maximus: we have to take my kingdom back asap with the whole army invasion

Loyal ( secret soldiers ) in the nuclear base

Lieutenant: we have to dissable everything of this base so the communist are not able to launch these nukes

Corporal: splendid idea sir i will work on it with the demolition squad

Lieutenant: glad we have still some loyal men who is still loyal to their monarch family

survier communist soldier from the missile attack enters the HQ where Yurick is

Soldier: Yurick the navy launched those missiles ... and maximus dissapeared

Yurick: King maximus is dissapeared ??!! you amateure !!!!!! ** points his revolver to the soldier and shoots him dead
Yurick: Godddd damned !!!!!

Reminder to give the mods a coffee/tea/drinkofyourchoice after this.

Or something more grateful, actually.

...

Wubdich wrote:

Reminder to give the mods a coffee/tea/drinkofyourchoice after this.

Or something more grateful, actually.

I tried to give them some of Jar's liquor. Jar was not happy.

Free antarctic army wrote:

Knock Knock

Get the door, it’s religion!

Jar Wattinree wrote:

Get the door, it’s religion!

i guess y'all don't do jokes here...

Free antarctic army wrote:

i guess y'all don't do jokes here...

I superseded your joke with a better joke.

Free antarctic army wrote:

Knock Knock

it's the United States. With huge boats, with guns. Gunboats.

Cohuila Y Tejas wrote:

it's the United States. With huge boats, with guns. Gunboats.

Open. The country. Stop having it be closed.

There really wasn’t anything they could do about it.

Knock Knock....Who's there?...Doctor...Doctor who?....You said his name...

THAT WAS THE JOKE!!!!!

Free antarctic army wrote:

Knock Knock....Who's there?...Doctor...Doctor who?....You said his name...

THAT WAS THE JOKE!!!!!

I think we did vastly superior comedy with all our reactions.
*puts on sunglasses*

Xoriet wrote:

I never want to look at the forums again after that one.

I need some tea.

Yes but is tea strong enough? Perhaps some wine is better for you!