Some of it is, but when it comes to national anthems, they’re just kinda boring
Kluyatia
I just don't go to church because of covid
Northeastern italian
:(
Rutherfordstan
Hey everybody!
Kluyatia
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Angsburyy
If I were to make a national anthem for say the Uk since I live there, it would go like this:
God please f*cking give us good weather
Please give us some good weather
It’s been raining for days now
And we’re getting rather sick of it now
So please just stop the rain
For f*ck sake
Oh oh oh just oh oh oh when you run out of ideas
Generic marching sounds
A lot of people shouting
Oh we are the best
Just ignore
All of our war crimes
And the stuff we did
Back in the 1600s and the 1700s and the 1800s
To the people in Africa
And North America
And probably some more random places
Oh god save the economy
Spaghettitopia
5 more 25 megaton nuclear bombs are currently being manufactured. 15 more 5 megaton nukes are being created. It doesn't even matter if my enemies (northeast italian) have bigger bombs than me, i can still decimate their capital with a few of the big ones.
In other news, Polpetta, (borig city turning into a metropolis) is currently finalizing development of their state-of the art public transport system. With the Polpetta Subway, you can go just about anywhere in the city, including the massive skyscrapers. Speaking of Skyscrapers, a 1 Kilometer tall modern glass and steel building is currently under construction. The building is labelled "The Pride of SpaghettiTopia", and features an art gallery, a football stadium, a monument to Socialism, a giant fountain, hotels, a giant pool, and tons of apartments. It has been praised as "The most modern and technologically advanced building in the country", and millions of donations to finish the tower were created.
Northeastern italian Back off from Spaghettitopia. I will not tolerate threats from the likes of you against a member of the Internationale.
Spaghettitopia
Polpetta'sPopulation is rapidly increasing, with hundreds of thousands of eager immigrants and spaghettitopians coming for the large job market, the affordable housing, and the really nice view. Currently, the city has a population of 1.2 million.
Northeastern italian
Northeastern italian
Don't take everything so seriously, it's a bad joke 🙃
Today we will be making project "Sky Reaper" a plane that will be equipped with the newest weapons and technology, we will be testing it in a couple hours since we will still be making the plane, anyways, that is all boys
Tank production starts in Rutherfordstan Gold mine discovered in Wheeler City Vice President Lewis becomes too obese Carson Province leans to the Technocratic Party Treasury Secretary Jones resigns