First opening to the outside in years! The soldiers in the outpost did not know why they were there or why they had the best rifles stockpiled on their hands, least could they figure out why 5 combat automatons were “reporting for debrief”. Yet they held their guard and continued their watch with few things to bother them.
Yet a week or so after the outpost (which the troops were calling the hole) was opened a report came in. The supply train brought in not only supplied and orders, it also brought in a diplomat who spoke French for some reason apart from Spanish, a “caravan” full of trade goods mounted on horses and mules, and the 5 original automatons which now spoke about “changing ID” from something called “team Omegon” to “Diplomat escort group #1”. Yet they helped all of them get ready and even lent a couple of soldiers to accompany the caravan. After all, it did allow for more housing on the outside and this inside the complex. ____________________
“We’re here everyone. Today we cross the border from where the robots stopped the raiders and go into what the drones have identified as a potential capital.” said the diplomat who along with the rest of their team looked into the horizon. A horizon which had something unseen for miles upon miles, homes. Homes which according to the automaton units belonged to the people who they helped out.
Now time to see if they found that dam comms beacon.
He was some jerkface who couped Lazarus. Our current delegate was the first elected delegate after that coup, I think.
Before him (Tub) we had some super hot (I think I'm supposed to call her hot, that's what my notes say) raider mistress person who did a insider coup on Funk and basically declared the region to be "Free".
I see that to owner this mistress person, I had a few firearms products and I paid my respects a few times.
I hope you are all managing well in these rough times. I know you've gotten tons of telegrams, and you're probably wondering "what in the world is going on here?!". I'd like to take a moment to actually explain what's happened in Lazarus.
The delegate of our region, Funkadelia, has for a while now been consolidating his power on the region and the government, along with his fellow friends Scum and Killer Kitty. All three of these nations are from Lone Wolves United (LWU), a raider organisation. They began importing their friends in LWU and elsewhere into Lazarus to vote on laws in the legislature for their benefit, including forcing long-time members out of government positions and replacing them with their own members.
In response, a concerned group of citizens (including myself) joined together to form a resistance to try and counteract the actions of the LWU cabal and make sure the sanctity of our government was upheld. We promised to use only legal means to keep them from gaining more power in the region. Then, a couple days ago, logs were leaked from the channel where resistance discussions had been held, and Funkadelia's group used cherry-picked statements from the logs to claim that the resistance was planning on undermining and couping the region. They issued a "state of emergency", removed all the members of the resistance group from regional officer positions, and then illegally banned and ejected longtime members from the region including Guardian Amerion, Guardian Harmoneia, and Vice Delegate Doperland. Funkadelia next charged almost three-quarters of the entire legislature with trumped-up charges of treason, in a court in which his friend Killer Kitty was the judge. He also illegally banned all citizens who were in the resistance from posting on the forums, so no one could post in defense of themselves in the trial.
Funkadelia is now importing even more puppets to endorse him in the WA and secure his lead in the region, as well as ejecting and banning even more native residents of Lazarus.
We, the people of Lazarus, need to act against this. We can't let him get away with taking over the region for just him and his friends from another region. We can't let him subvert democracy in our home as he is blatantly doing, we can't let his cronies suppress our rights like all the regional message board posts of dissent that they've suppressed.
We need you to help secure our region and return it to peace.
If you haven't already, please WITHDRAW YOUR ENDORSEMENT of Funkadelia, Killer Kitty, and Scum, the three main actors in this betrayal of the region.
Doing this makes it much harder for the cabal to eject or ban you from the region.
Feel free to contact me or any of those fighting back by joining our discord server here: https://discord.gg/dw8KRmw. I'm happy to answer any of your questions :)
It's time to take back our region from this coup, and by working together, we can make it happen.
Sincerely,
Celestial Being of Lazarus and Grand Commandant of the Lazarene Celestial Armada, Aumelodia
Noticed you guys got a post world ending rp. I got something that might make it better, but I have to take some time to put it together. Might come back and join, NS is pulling me back like a drug addiction
(My co-host and fellow brainstormer is Calption so if you want a map change @him and for the rules @me)
Important stuff to know RZ: Radiation zone is a area heavily nuked to a point of almost no return
NPC nations: nations that lack a flag as their background or do not share the name of a member are NPC nations that can be attacked for technology
WZ: a area ruled by warlords and petty lords. A battle Royale in its truest sense and the origin of the scourges which will plague your lands with raids.
1. Expansion will be allowed at intervals of 2 weeks and to a maximum of half your previous size with a required RP roughly equivalent to 2-3 paragraphs.
2. Technology ahead of your era can be achieved by either scavenging RZ with a dice roll of 1/6 (6 faced dice) with a six meaning success and any number smaller being a failure of varying degrees. Greater technology can also be achieved via wars with NPC nations which will all vary in power.
3There are actions that can be taken that won’t reflect on stats, these actions will be allowed as long as the RP for it is good and is not Gmoding.
Time flows at a rate of 1 IRL week = 1 RP month, with anything done inside of that week not pertaining to a certain day of the month but just the month itself.
4. NO ALTs ON THE MAP!
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Technological divide
Percentile
Description
Top 15%
Civilized - Has a technological average similar to that of Late 1900s with a couple techs ahead
Top 25%
Close to Civilized - Has a technological average similar to that of late 1800s with a couple of techs ahead
Top 35%
Mostly Civilized - Has a technological average similar to late 1700s with some ahead
Top 45%
Uncivilized- Has a technological average similar to 1600s with a small amount ahead
Top 55%
Barbarian - Has a technological average similar to 1500s with almost none ahead
Top 65%
Savage - Has technology with wildly different levels and a base average of medieval technology
Top 80%
Tribal - has technology with mostly primitive tools and access to a small selection of more advanced techs
Top 100%
Scavenger - has no average technological level with scrap and ruins making up most of their acquired knowledge
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NS stat divisions
Percentile
Description
Top 1%
Prosperous - Capable of self reliance and even exporting some to others without problem
Top 5-2%
bountiful - Capable of self reliance with the occasional trade being possible
Top 10-6%
Strong - Capable of self reliance if not trading
Top 11-15%
Sustainable - capable of self reliance if importing what needed, blockades will cause the occasional shortage
Top 16-20%
Unstable - Capable of economic stability if importing what needed, blockaded will cause lots of shortages
Top 21-30%
Poor - capable of economic stability if importing what needed, blockades will surely starve them out
Top 31-45%
starving - capable of surviving if importing what needed, blockades will likely end this industry
Top 46-70%
Dying - incapable of surviving even if importing what needed, trade will only slow down this industries’s end
Top 71-100%
Bombed out husk- This nation cannot ever hope to even understand what this industry is, trade won’t ever help them out of their misery
(This chart is per industry basis)
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State organizations!
You can choose three levels of stately organization:
Organized State: Population is around a million. Highly advanced economy relative to your surroundings and extremely technologically advanced compared to the anarchy of your surroundings, however can only draft at most 1% of your population into your army, and that will stress your economy a lot.
Warlord States: Population is around 200 Thousand. Has an actual economy relative to the near anarchy of the surroundings. Less technologically advanced than Actual States, but can draft up to 10% of you population into the Army. Can migrate every week to a distance half of allowed to a barbarian tribe (ask calp and me)
Barbarian tribe: Population is around 40 Thousand. Has no real economy, and relies on raiding to get all their supplies. Same tech level of the unclaimed area, however, can steal technology from other countries. Your People are the army. Is allowed to migrate once per week and has the same requirements of RP length as territorial expansions.
State of Survival for each of the pre war countries. (Starting from North to South) EU: When the nukes started flying, the human population of Europe (Thats not shown on the map) vanished. With out support from the mainland, the human populations of Iceland and Greenland rapidly declined, however, they still live on. Meanwhile the fate of French Guiana is less clearly defined, it may have been the last bastion of the EU government, or it could have suffered the fate of Iceland and Greenland. Seal Republic: The capital area of the Seal Republic was wiped off the face of the earth, and is heavily contaminated with raditaion, and the ensuing changes in climate resulted in a massive decline in seal populations. However, miracously, the Seal republic still stands, although at a greatly diminshed state, with another branch of seals to the west forming a Seal Empire, exploiting the nuclear war as an oppurtunity to establish seal dominance over the world. USA: The USA for the lack of a better word, was completly shattered due to the war. Major population centers were wiped out of existence, and are contaminated by Nuclear radiation, including the entire North East corner of the country. However, hope still remains. The Utahan Morman Theocracy was established in Utah, where it was barely affected by the nuclear exchange, while in Lousiana, Winsconsin, and Minnesota, various warlord states emerged from the rubble to give some sort of order to their controlled parts. Meanwhile, the Hatians were able to form their own state, thoguh still constrained by the poverty that once ravaged them. The fate of the rest of the country, is less clear however. Quebec: Quebec wasn't badly affected by the Nuclear war, the fact that its existence was a mere footnote in Geo Polticis meant that it was only indirectly affceted by the nukes meant to hit the USA. However, this meant that Montreal, the biggest city was destroyed. Now warlord states exist all across the St. Lawrance river, being much more lively than the completly depopulation USA to the South. Mexico: Mexico was one of the most densly populated states on the continent. However, with them aligning against the USA, Mexico City was completly deleted from existence from both attrocities commited during the war, and the nuclear exchange that followed right after. However, in the areas that weren't badly affected by nukes, warlord states have formed. Central America: Central America followed much the same story as Mexico, being depopulated by attrocities, but however, not being badly affected by radiation. As a result, the warlord states that formed there tend to be much larger and advanced than other warlord states on the continent. Greater Colombia: Once the nukes started flying, every populated area of Greater Colombia was targetted, and infested with radiation. However, in Panama, things were a little different. Shielded by Central America and Mexico, no war was fought there, and either due to foresight from US officials to not blow up a vital piece of infrastructure that will greatly benefit the surviving humans, or due to dumb luck, the Panama Area was spared from the worst of Nuclear hellfire. As a result, the area there is a massive tapestry of different warlord states, with the diversity there unmatched by other areas due to immigration from other areas. Once again, the fate of the rest of the country is unkown. North Amazonia: Not much to really talk about, samething as Central America, except the warlord states formed at the far far south of the country. North Brazil: The hatred between the coastal Brazilian states was immense, and each country had their own nuclear aresnal, naturally, when nuclear warfare started their populated areas were wiped out of the world immiediatly, with barely anysurvivors here at all. B.E.G.: Not much to talk about here either, think of North Amazonia, but the warlord states were in the far far north. Rio: By far the strongest of the coastal Brazilians, due to a combination of population, wealth, and military might, it fought a two front war against the other Brazillians which was cut short due to nuclear warfare. Once again, little to zero survivors in this country. Bolivia: Think of this country like Central America, but with a distinct twist. See, the far eastern section of this country contained a lot of Lithium. This meant that this area was extremely built up and wealthy. Naturally, combine this with a lack of nuclear warfare, and we have an area, centered around Lake Titicaca, whose warlord states and large advanced, and powerful compared to the surrounding areas. Chile: The fate of this country is very similar to Bolivia. With them also having a nuclear aresenal, and being huge rivals with Argentina, their capital region was quickly destroyed. However, to due either the Argentinans accidentally not nuking it, or the missile defense being especially competant in the area, the very north of Chile was spared from the worst of damage, and underwent the same transformation as Eastern Bolivia, and the far south of Greater Colombia. Paraguayan Empire: The Paraguayan Empire was perhaps one of the best suited countries to survive the Nuclear war. With it being hyper defensive, due to widespread xenophobia and no allies, when Nuclear war started, their populace was able to hide in various bunkers, with airdefense systems shooting down various missiles. This meant that only a slight majority of their prewar population was killed in the Nuclear exchange. As such, when they came out of their bunkers, they were perhaps the strongest country in existence. However, due to the isolation and nuclear warfare only boosting their xenophobia, they simply refused to expand. This isolation was only boosted with an encounter with several mutants, who were able to overwhealm a Paraguayan outpost. Paulo: Same as North Brazil in terms of fate, next country. Argentina: Their rivalry with Chile resulted their capital area also getting nuked severly. However, there was no Lithium triangle for them, so thier fate is a lot less clear. Uruguay: Once again, despite not being Brazilian, their fate is very to that of North Brazil. This time however, they do have a small surviving population, which may or may not have established warlord states. Patagonia: The region, also being a footnote like Quebec, was only minorly nuked, but with no substantial population, the existence of warlord states in the region is up for debate. UK: Their islands next to the South American mainland did not survive at all. However, the Falklands are a completly different story. With no nukes dropped over there, it was the least effected by Nuclear warfare, add on the fact that the British Monarchy escaped there, but not Parliament, which stayed on the main islands (Which we know is dead now), a unique government started to form. What resulted in this was an absolute monarchy ruling over the Falklands, who is entirely focused on their islands, and have develoepd a xenophobia similar to that of Paraguay.
(Their achievements are embellished) The Calptionion Truth --------------------------------- Unkown Group Does Great Things, Government Tracking Them Down To Reward Them. Recently, several reports by people living on the frontier regions have reported the presence of a mysterious group of people who travel around and provide a great level of assitence to the local peoples. From suppressing a large rebellion of Capitalists and Athiests, to saving an entire town from an earthquake, their deeds are both great and heroic. They are the paragon of what a fellow comrade should strive to be, and are the pinnicle of heroism. However, just as reports tricked in and awards ceremonies planned, they spontaneously disappeared. Currently, we are trying the hunt them down, find them, and give them the awards they deserved. For saving the lives of thousands, they absolutly deserve a reward, and it has become top priority for the Calptionion government.
(Look, it is pretty short, but I have no idea to stretch it out.)
In Treadwellia, Tubbius the Fat is wondering what pattern to wear today: argyle? plaid? vertical stripes? horizontal stripes? paisley? a pastel floral print?
His Immensity stands at the door to His massive first closet, jiggling in His underwear as He ponders.
(Naw it’s cool chief. Just make the one after this long maybe?) —————————————— The caravan moved closer and closer to the territory. All of them ready for one of 2 things, either having to have a fight or perhaps making amends with those their grandparents fought so hard. They hoped that the outpost had not been detected because as far as they knew and saw, it was a large bright dot during the nights. If it had been spotted that means that people would be expecting them and to be honest, the element of surprise even in contacting someone is good. Makes you seem ready and prepared.
”Ok road ahead, and it seems to be not pre war. Be ready to follow it to the end as we should find their “capital” there. Easy enough as long as we follow the A-X team.” said the diplomat who was the leader of the caravan.
”Hold on A-X? Are those not called automatons or something?” said one of the soldiers wearing what could be described as a solid metal armor not too unlike something that could be found during the first “world war”.
“Yea but that’s like calling a train and a mag lev the same thing. The A-X were the last made and some of the only to reach sentience, right Leo?” said the other soldier who was wearing no armor to speak of yet had a rifle from the Great War.
“Affirmative sir. We A-X series Condor are the latest design of the Colombian armed forces.” responded Leo X-4.
“Ok rest here. It was already night when we found this and the area seems clear. Let’s make camp and continue on the road. We should get there by tomorrow or the day after that at latest” said the caravan master unpacking his tent equipment and ordering some of the robots to build a pen for the animals. __________________________
Report from outpost: We have established ourselves and have walled off the outpost and hidden the entrance. So far no contacts so we have chosen to expand more with a final goal of housing up to 500 people. It will help the complex.
Oh and in other news, a scavenger team has been assembled by local command which will try and venture into non RZ cashes and try and get us some more ammo and armor.
Report over - Colonel Esperanza, current governor of outpost #1 "the hole"