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THIS DOCUMENT IS CLASSIFIED AS CONFIDENTIAL Deployment Order to the Northern Military Region Headquarters I hereby order the deployment of the following units to the City of Alexandria:
These units will be deployed to provide the necessary support and maintain public order in the government's seat. In addition to breaking up anti-government demonstrations, which have posed a threat to the stability of the nation, these personnel will aid the Supreme Council of the Armed Forces with an urgent matter soon. These units must be deployed promptly and effectively. The Northern Military Region must ensure their presence in Alexandria is highly visible to deter any further unrest or violence. Since the reason for deployment is classified, military personnel will be briefed on their responsibilities upon arrival. Although, as a collective, they will be responsible for maintaining a secure environment in the city, including monitoring public gatherings, conducting patrols, and providing support to law enforcement. Excess servicemen may respond to emergencies that arise within the metropolitan area of Alexandria. Any deviation from this order of deployment, without prior authorization from the Supreme Council of the Armed Forces, is strictly prohibited. Nabil Yassin Saad |
WUZURG FRAMADAR GAANJIA TO VISIT TAMAZGHA In the second state visit of her administration, Wuzurg Framadar Behdis Gaanjia is to officially visit the Commonwealth of Tamazgha. Historical relations between Iran and Tamazgha have been neutral to cautious, primarily due to the Iranian-Ottoman rivalry and Tamazghan support for the Ottomans. However, Iran and Tamazgha share several areas of strategic cooperation, particularily in defense and security, especially of the Mediterranean Sea, a vital body of water to Iranian, and moreso Tamazghan security. Primary topics of discussion between Iran and Tamazgha, speculated by media, include the current Tamazghan-British dispute over Ceuta, Iranian-Tamazghan defense relations regarding Ceuta, the growing instability in Egypt, and future trade deals to help boost the economies of Tamazgha and Iran. As stated by Gaanjia shortly before her departure from Rhages International Airport, "Iran and Tamazgha have rarely seen eye to eye. However, this marks a turning point in our relations as we seek to stand together and become stronger."
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A Correspondence to the Prime Minister of From: Ian Tymoshenko, CTO Regarding: AI Policy Good Evening, I would like to first and foremost congratulate your government on passing the sweeping Artificial Intelligence and Data Protection Act; the passage of such legislation is a criticality, if not an imperative, in today's technological environment powered by Artificial Intelligence. In particular, I would like to personally praise the urgency for transparency by AI developers by requiring them to disclose as to the true nature of how their programs work. With the unprecedented global success of Matryoshka, my brother and CEO of Rosetta Tyler Tymoshenko, the workers of MY.AI (Matryoshk.AI) that were behind the development of the groundbreaking program and the GALTRAM language model, and I were particularly concerned that we may have opened a Pandora's Box that has set the global technology space yet again into the wild west of uncertainty and chaos. Legislation such as those enacted by your government sees through that AI can still develop and thrive in a cordial and orderly environment with clearly defined boundaries. What becomes concerning in my opinion is the potentiality of free speech suppression that could be intertwined with the regulation of AI. Particularly, the verbiage of the law "AI generated images will be explicitly banned for political purposes; with heavy penalties should such usage be discovered". It is an inevitability that AI products will be used as one of many methods of political activism by many people believing in different ideologies to advocate for their viewpoints. I am concerned that, should this be used by a "loud" opposition, this opens the door for a potential government in South Slavia to stamp down on free speech using AI legislation as a vessel. As I have suggested previously to the Zeleniyan Senate, I strongly encourage that any sort of AI Policing and Enforcement be done through an impartial committee comprising of various different stakeholders in AI as opposed to a politically controlled government body to ensure that AI regulation remains equitably upheld. Political concerns aside, the Rosetta Corporation commends the Government of South Slavia for taking a landmark step towards comprehensively regulating AI and setting the bar for other countries to follow suit. As the Chief Technical Officer of the Rosetta Corporation, I would like to extend an offer to the Prime Minister of South Slavia to engage in further conversation on how to further improve AI regulation on the domestic and international levels. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Regards, |
Internal Memo- TOP SECRET To: Ministry of Defense Officials, PM From: Brigadier General Alan Reynolds, Director of Intelligence Date: March 19, 2024 Subject: Suspected Deployment of Nuclear Weapons by the Empire of China in Tamazgha Dear colleagues, I am writing to inform you of concerning developments regarding the suspected positioning of nuclear weapons by the Empire of China within the region of Tamazgha. Recent intelligence reports and satellite imagery suggest that China may be enhancing its strike capability against the United States and Europe by deploying nuclear assets in this area. Our surveillance efforts conducted by Operation Falcon Eye have indicated unusual activities near the Tamazgha region, particularly in proximity to Ceuta. Satellite images obtained through Operation Sky Sentinel show suspicious movements consistent with potential nuclear weapon placement. Our sources, codenamed Whisperer and Shadowhawk, report increased activity of Chinese military personnel and equipment in the region. Furthermore, intercepted communications suggest discussions related to strategic positioning of nuclear assets to strengthen China's military posture against Western powers. Given the strategic significance of Ceuta as a critical outpost, the Ceuta Defense Forces (CDF) have been placed on high alert. General Armando Fernandez, commander of the CDF, has initiated additional security measures and heightened surveillance along Ceuta's borders. In response to these developments, the Ministry of Defense must undertake the following actions: Intensify Surveillance: Operation Falcon Eye and Operation Sky Sentinel should prioritize surveillance efforts over the Tamazgha region, focusing on potential nuclear weapon movements and related activities. Coordinate with Allies: Diplomatic channels must be activated to share intelligence with our allies, including the United States and European Union, to collectively assess the situation and devise a unified response strategy. Prepare Contingency Plans: The Strategic Planning Division must develop contingency plans to address various scenarios arising from the suspected deployment of nuclear weapons in Tamazgha, including military, diplomatic, and strategic responses. Engage in Diplomatic Channels: Through diplomatic channels, we should engage with Chinese authorities to express our concerns regarding the suspected deployment of nuclear weapons, emphasizing the importance of transparency and adherence to international norms. Heighten Security Measures: The Ceuta Defense Forces should maintain a heightened state of readiness and bolster security measures along Ceuta's borders to mitigate any potential threats emanating from the region. I will convene a high-level meeting with relevant stakeholders, including General Fernandez and representatives from our allied nations, to discuss further steps and ensure a coordinated and effective response. Please remain vigilant and proactive in addressing this emerging security challenge. Updates on this matter will be communicated as they develop. Thank you for your attention and cooperation. Sincerely, Brigadier General Alan Reynolds |
Soybean, by What is a soybean? You might say its food or a source of oil. Some sad folk might say its... animal feed 💔 . . . its a symbol... a symbol for a strong hearty land of farmers- yes people use it as a stereotype for farmers buts a stereotype that is strangely true... A soybean provides something to eat! To familes all over the world... thanks to the Brazilians...(disclaimer: we are not saying the Brazilians are the only ones growing soybeans, but they do do the most) The soybean for the Brazilians kept most of them bulkmaxxed because of the protein...yes it also spawned alot of soyjack memes... but it still kept those with protein going... the soybean is something all Brazilians (should) know- The Great Legume 🥔🥔🥔 ((Do qoute/reply your favorite type of bean, as there are many different types!)) |
Riffian Commune elections The results are in for appointee's to the council in Ceuta. Chosen by the people, Youssef Ait Hammou and Fatima Tisult Bouazza shall represent Tamazgha in the council in Ceuta. The appointee's will immediately head for Ceuta via a convoy of cars and be permitted to cross by the Tamazghan Land Forces. Encrypted message to high command Update in Ceuta Increase in armed activity on the border. No ship bringing troops observed in the last 48 hours. We do not know what has prompted this response. Satellite imagery show no battlefleets heading for the direction of Ceuta. No indication of a strike imminent. Sources inform us of rumours of a hidden military shipment due for Ceuta, it's contents unknown for now. Continue current stance. |
Mr, Tymoshenko Thank you for your correspondance, i certainly agree in the belief that global action is urgently needed to safeguard our nations and our people in the unknown times that recent artificial intelligence developments have brought us. I would like to thank and commend you for your support in this legislation. in terms of the restrictions on artificial intelligence for political use, our government has witnessed numerous occasions of artifical intelligence systems used by malicious groups and our national adversaries to manipulate our political and democratic process. It is the firm belief of our government that AI could be an extremely dangerous tool should we allow it to freely spread disinformation and sow dissent during such crucial times. As part of the new legislation, many of its new regulations and operations will be overseen by a newly established committee, consisting of politicial appointees, independent experts and market representatives; which in cases relating to policing and national security will work alongside the Council of National Security to allow independent review into the use of artificial intelligence while continuing to allow our security services to act unimpeded. I would be more than happy to meet with you in the near future to discuss such matters further. Nikoll Pashko |
Dear Esteemed Colleagues of The United Kingdom underscores the paramount importance of preventing nuclear proliferation in the interest of global peace and security. We believe firmly that the unchecked proliferation of nuclear weapons poses a grave threat to the stability of the international community. It is our shared responsibility to uphold and strengthen existing non-proliferation agreements and mechanisms to prevent the proliferation of nuclear weapons technology and materials. Any actions that contribute to the spread of nuclear weapons capabilities must be addressed swiftly and decisively. In this regard, we wish to express our concern regarding the placement of nuclear weapons abroad by any state actor. Such actions have the potential to exacerbate tensions and destabilize regions, undermining efforts towards peaceful coexistence and disarmament. The United Kingdom remains committed to constructive dialogue and cooperation with all nations to address the challenges posed by nuclear proliferation. We encourage open communication and collaboration to ensure the effective implementation of measures aimed at preventing the spread of nuclear weapons. We look forward to continued engagement on this critical issue and stand ready to work together towards a safer and more secure world for future generations. Sincerely, Victoria Sinclair |
Tânia Teixeira Prado BRASÍLIA Post service Correios and airport operator Infraero have submitted listing documents to the B3 stock exchange, a sign that the administration is pushing ahead with privatization. B3 officials say they are currently in the process of reviewing the documents. If all goes well, investors can expect initial public offerings (IPOs) in 3 months' time, to be underwritten by Caixa Econômica Federal, Brazil's last-remaining state-owned bank. It has so far disclosed the following details:
CORR4 (Correios preferred shares): 2 billion shares outstanding, debuting at $12 BRL/share INFR3 (Infraero common shares): 400 million shares outstanding, debuting at $45 BRL/share INFR4 (Infraero preferred shares): 2 billion shares outstanding, debuting at $20 BRL/share Privatization was floated by the dos Santos administration as a way to increase market efficiency, promote private sector competition and investment, and reduce public expenditures in a time of austerity. It has been furiously criticised by many members of the public, who fear the move will lead to job cuts, a decline in service quality, and cause the further financialization of the Brazilian economy. Despite this victory, it is clear that President dos Santos' mandate is under threat. Approval ratings for his administration have slipped by 6 points since he announced his privatization programme, and the threat of a general strike persistently loomed over his head. Industrial action was only narrowly averted when he promised to reserve 14% of Correios and Infraero's shares to its present and former employees, grant employees limited veto power future board appointments, and offer to employee-shareholders bonus shares every time a stock split is implemented. Brazil's 4 largest social democratic parties have said they would reverse the listings if elected, as did the Greens (PV) and Christian-right party Partido Trabalhista Brasileiro (PTB). "The sell-off of public assets to investors and speculators will inevitably threaten the public interest," the Worker's Party (PT) wrote. This sentiment was shared by members of the public as well. A straw poll with a sample size of 5,000 revealed that only 34% supported privatization, while 52% opposed it. |
Location: Kensington Palace, Private Study Date: Two Months Ago Assistant: Your Highness, I understand your concerns, but are you sure this is the best course of action? Prince Henry: (sighs) James, I've thought long and hard about this. It's not a decision I've made lightly, but Alexandra's actions...they're becoming untenable. She's a liability to the crown. James: I see, Your Highness. But surely there must be other ways to handle the situation. Divorce, perhaps? Prince Henry: Divorce would only fuel the scandal further, tarnishing the monarchy's reputation. No, we need a solution that's swift and discreet. James: And what solution do you propose, Your Highness? Prince Henry: (pauses, leaning in closer) I want her removed from public life, James. By any means necessary. She's to disappear from the spotlight, permanently. James: (taken aback) But sir, that's...that's quite drastic. Prince Henry: Drastic times call for drastic measures. We can't afford to have her dragging us down any longer. I need you to make the arrangements, James. Ensure it's done quietly and without a trace. James: Very well, Your Highness. I'll see to it personally. But may I ask, what about her safety? Prince Henry: (nods) Of course. She'll be taken care of. I'll arrange for her to be placed under discreet protection until everything blows over. James: Understood, sir. And might I suggest...I have a contact in Central Asia, a man associated with the Blue Wolves. He specializes in handling delicate matters such as this. Prince Henry: (raises an eyebrow) The Blue Wolves, you say? Yes, I've heard of them. Very well, James. Contact your man. Tell him to proceed with the utmost caution. Prince Henry's Assistant, James: As you wish, Your Highness. I'll begin making arrangements immediately. Prince Henry: Thank you, James. This stays between us, understood? James: Absolutely, sir. Your secret is safe with me. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Phone Conversation: Mr. Smith (James' Staff) and Uçabar Date: Today Mr. Smith: Uçabar, it's Mr. Smith. I hope I'm not catching you at a bad time. Uçabar: Not at all, Mr. Smith. How may I assist you today? Mr. Smith: We have an urgent matter that requires your expertise, Uçabar. Our client, who wishes to remain undisclosed, is in need of discreet assistance in a delicate situation. Uçabar: I'm here to help, Mr. Smith. Please proceed with the details. Mr. Smith: Our client has expressed concerns about an individual whose presence poses a significant threat to their interests. They require swift and discreet action to address this issue. Uçabar: I understand. What specific actions does your client require from me? Mr. Smith: We need someone capable of handling this situation with utmost discretion. The individual in question must be...removed, and all traces of involvement must be meticulously eradicated. Uçabar: Understood, Mr. Smith. Can you provide me with the necessary information regarding this individual's whereabouts and any other relevant details? Mr. Smith: Certainly, Uçabar. I'll forward you the pertinent information shortly. But please be advised, an opportunity may present itself during a public protest scheduled to take place in New Delhi. Our client sees this as an ideal moment to act discreetly. Uçabar: I see. I'll await the details and ensure that every precaution is taken to maintain discretion. The success of our operation depends on it. Mr. Smith: Thank you, Uçabar. Your professionalism is invaluable. Uçabar: It's my duty to serve, Mr. Smith. I'll be ready to act upon receiving the information. Mr. Smith: Excellent. Expect to hear from me soon. Take care. |
Middle East ECO Union [M.E.E.A] Summary: I.S.A has brought up a proposal to the States wich are located in the Middle East for a joint organization regarding the environment and ecosystem and it's development. Proper Description: On 29th of Sha'ban, Head of State Muhammad Abu Bakr Siddiq aswell as Minister Agriculture & Forestry Amjad Al-Nasr have proposed the formation of a Union by all States in the Middle East, to the countries of Misr Al-Kubraa, The Empire of Iran, and The Ottoman Empire. This Union (Organization) strives to preserve, improve, protect and rehabilitate nature and wild life across all the member nations The Organization will help in the process of any positive environmental project of any members, this will insure quick execution of projects in addition with this, a bigger probability of success. Speech from the behalf of the to be Organization:- This Organization also helps in clean ups of pollution also not excluding Seas. Thus Organization will help in preserving/increasing/making-new mangroves and protection sealife. |
The Commonwealth’s Column, Print Edition Słonecznemiasto, Swowianska Rodezja Slavic Rhodesian Department of Economic Research Development (SRDERD) and United Bangla Reach Agreement The Shah Group has recently announced the intention to build a deep sea port at Beira Corridor. Currently, it’s estimated that some PĄZ15B (USD$1.5B) will be required to complete the project. The project would be an economic boost for both The Shah Group and the region at large. To note, The Shah Group already has a substantial presence in neighboring Infiny; however, a port at Beira Corridor would boost the logistical and shipping transportation. The ultimate goal is to help lower shipping cost to consumers in the Asia and South Eastern Africa. To help facilitate the project, both nations have agreed to a ninety day visa free travel for working persons and their families. There’s no official timetable as of yet for the project; however, one will be provided when more information is made available. DoWDoN and DoWID proposes Plans to Improve Naval Forces, Help Fight Piracy (cont.) The navy could see some new vessels coming into service, new at least to Slavican Naval Forces. The DoWDoN has purchased eight used Archer class (P2000 class) coastal patrol vessels. At fifty four metric tons each, the light displacement ships are fast and maneuverable; however, the navy will need new seamen to man these vessels to help fight piracy. The United Kingdom ( DoWDoN and Allies to Fight Piracy in Slavican Waters In the first ever participation of a multinational naval mission, DoWDoN will be deploying its only two non coastal surface combatant vessels to assist in a unified force against piracy. The two active Brązowawoda class (IRL Baynunah class) coastal defense corvettes, despite being a lean 900 mT, will join flotillas from their allies in India ( |
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Ottoman Empire welcomes the investigators ISTANBUL - The Ottoman government has extended a warm welcome to an investigation committee from the While the Tamazghan investigators were given full access to the necessary information and resources for their investigation, some investigators faced restrictions and limitations. This differential treatment has raised concerns about the possibility of corruption and bribery. Furthermore, there have been reports of attempts to bribe investigators involved in the case. However, no specific details have been disclosed regarding these alleged bribery attempts. The situation has added another layer of complexity to an already sensitive and high-profile investigation. The Ottoman goverment continues cooperating with the international community hoping to bring the perpertrators of the incident to justice and condemns all attempts to bribe the investigators. The official position of Istanbul is that it is willing to do everything in its power to conclude the investigation with satisfactory results. |
THIS DOCUMENT IS CLASSIFIED AS CONFIDENTIAL Movement Order to Ground Troops in Downtown Alexandria Effective immediately, all ground troops assigned to the downtown Alexandria area are hereby ordered to centralize their forces around the Ras El-Tin Palace. This order is classified and applies only to the armored platoon and a mechanized infantry battalion currently deployed within the city. All ground troops must comply with this order immediately. We must establish a strong presence in the vicinity of the Palace, to control key strategic locations and secure the outer perimeter. The ground troops should mobilize and encircle the designated area with all available resources. This includes armored vehicles, infantry weaponry, and any other necessary equipment. It is essential to maintain secrecy and avoid any unnecessary attention during this operation. I expect to see a high level of discipline and adherence to orders during this operation. Any deviation from the designated plan or failure to follow orders will result in severe consequences. This order marks the beginning of a crucial phase in our ongoing efforts to restore order and stability to our country. We must act swiftly and decisively, to secure our long-term interests and pave the way for a brighter future for our nation. Let's demonstrate our strength, unity, and determination as soldiers, and pave the way for a a better Egypt. Mostafa Ali Fahmy |
TOP SECRET - EYES ONLY From: MI6 Headquarters To: Prime Minister's Office Subject: Urgent Action Required - Potential Threat in Egypt Classification: Eyes Only Prime Minister, Following recent intelligence reports, MI6 assesses a heightened security risk to British citizens and interests in Egypt. Recommendations: Immediate Deployment of British Naval Assets to Cyprus: MI6 strongly advocates for the movement of British naval vessels to Cyprus to ensure swift evacuation capabilities if required. The Mediterranean Fleet's readiness and presence in Cyprus would bolster our ability to respond effectively to any escalating situation in Egypt. Preparation for Embassy Evacuation: In light of the escalating tensions, MI6 recommends initiating preparations for the evacuation of the British Embassy in Egypt. Contingency plans should be put in place for the relocation of embassy staff to Cyprus or other secure locations, ensuring their safety and continued operation. Operational Details: Coordination with CSE Allies: MI6 will liaise with allied intelligence agencies and CSE partners to gather additional intelligence and ensure a coordinated response to the evolving situation in Egypt. Maintaining Operational Secrecy: It is imperative to maintain operational secrecy to prevent any potential adversaries from preempting our actions. Strict compartmentalization of information and operational security measures will be enforced to safeguard the success of our mission. Conclusion: Prime Minister, the current situation in Egypt demands decisive action to safeguard British citizens and interests. MI6 stands ready to support the government in implementing necessary measures to ensure the safety and security of our personnel and assets in the region. Please advise on further action. Yours faithfully, MI6 Chief of Operations tag: |
International Trade Association - Day one Prime Minister Mr Bulani Mbeki stands in front of the delegates in the main hall: "Distinguished guests, delegates, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to warmly welcome you to the Cape Town International Convention Centre. We have seen in the last few months, the throwing up of barriers to trade through tariffs and the emergence of one bloc in particular whose actions can only be interpreted as trying to starve the west for resources and the global south of markets to sell to. Tariffs of 12% for non-precious metals, 18% for vegetable products, and 12% for ores call back to an outdated idea that trade is a zero sum game. It is not. Global trade allows countries to specialize in what they do best, and benefit from the comparative advantage of others. It promotes competition, innovation, and efficiency in the global market. Free trade creates more opportunities for businesses, consumers, and workers, and enhances the welfare of all parties involved. We meet here today not to set up another 'bloc', but to promote the free flow of trade and goods to achieve rising prosperity and benefits for all peoples by providing a framework for reduced tariffs, quotas, and other restrictions. To give those of us who provide raw materials markets to those who produce goods and to feed the world affordably and raise living standards for all. We will do this not by limiting choice and establishing a 'bloc' but simply by agreeing 'maximum' tariffs that those present to agree to and an agreement that tariff and trade deals should not exceed those set out. The International Trade Association will:
Signatories will be permitted to maintain their own technical and quality standards and impose this on imports and agree tariffs structures and trade deals with third parties through additional agreements less than the maximum agreed tariffs of the ITA." The preparation work has produced an initial tariff structure as below (taking the highest submitted):
Dairy products: 12.5 Fruit and vegetables: 12.5 Cereals: 0 Fats and oils: 0 Sugar & confectionary: 3 Wine & Spirits: 12.5 Cotton: 0 Fish and fish products: 50 - Edit: changed to 5% Minerals and metals: 0 Petroleum: 0 Chemicals: 5 Wood / Paper: 2 Textiles: 12 Clothing: 3 Leather / footware: 10 Machinery / Electronics 2 Transport equipment: 4 Road vehicles: 15 Consumer goods: 2 Non-precious metals: 0 Complex instruments: 0 Precious metals: 0 Stone and glassware products: 0 Plastics and rubber products: 0 Art and Antiques: 0 All other products: 8 "Over the next few days we will work through the details and, I hope, sign an agreement for the world to see. Thank you for coming and involving yourself in this is important project." Tag: OOC: Contact Jim on discord with comments etc. Objectives: To promote the free flow of trade and goods to achieve rising prosperity and benefits for all peoples by providing a framework for reduced tariffs, quotas, and other restrictions. This is not a trade or defence 'bloc' it is an agreement to maximum tariffs and arbitration for trade and trade only between the parties. It does not preclude other agreements except where they exceed the maximum tariffs below. The undersigned nations commit to:
Maximum Trade Tariffs between member states Protection of intellectual property 'Mirroring' of tariffs' established by the GSA and other blocs between member nations in an attempt to secure lower tariffs for all. An arbitration service and small secretariat based in {{Chibu (Dijibouti)}}. The undersigned are permitted to:
Agree tariffs structures with third parties through additional agreements less than the maximum agreed tariffs of the ITA. Tariffs:
Dairy products: 12.5 Fruit and vegetables: 12.5 Cereals: 0 Fats and oils: 0 Sugar & confectionary: 3 Wine & Spirits: 12.5 Cotton: 0 Fish and fish products: 50 - Edit: changed to 5% Minerals and metals: 0 Petroleum: 0 Chemicals: 5 Wood / Paper: 2 Textiles: 12 Clothing: 3 Leather / footware: 10 Machinery / Electronics 2 Transport equipment: 4 Road vehicles: 15 Consumer goods: 2 Non-precious metals: 0 Complex instruments: 0 Precious metals: 0 Stone and glassware products: 0 Plastics and rubber products: 0 Art and Antiques: 0 All other products: 8 Regional Message Board Posts: OOC Method of doing this: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11-S6I24rKlYIGFQOL1orlo2g1dYvhC0WVZR5DrQbeGM/edit#gid=0 2. IC posts: A summit in Cape Town. 3. Keep is simple, short and flexible so it doesn't hinder creativity and sits in the background providing benefits. |
The Royal Navy In light of the evolving situation and our commitment to maintaining stability and security, we are pleased to announce the reinforcement of our Carrier Strike Force presence. Within the next three days, the following assets will be arriving to bolster our operational capabilities: HMS Queen Elizabeth (Queen Elizabeth Class Aircraft Carrier) RFA Tidesurge (Tide Class Tanker): Providing crucial refueling support to maintain operational readiness. RFA Wave Knight (Wave Class Fast Fleet Tanker): Enabling replenishment of fuel, water, and stores at sea, enhancing operational flexibility. HMS Kent (Type 23 Frigate): Equipped with advanced anti-submarine warfare capabilities to strengthen defensive posture. This reinforcement demonstrates the Royal Navy's commitment to ensuring the safety and security of maritime activities in the Mediterranean region. We assure you that our personnel are prepared to execute their duties with professionalism and dedication. We urge all members of the public to remain vigilant and cooperative during this period. Your ongoing support is invaluable as we work to uphold peace and stability at sea. |
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Chandigarh – The Kisan Kesari Morcha (KKM) and the Jamaat-i-Mumin Al-Hind (JIMAH), two umbrella bodies heading the fresh agitation under a coalition between Muslim and farmer organisations have given a call to members from Punjab and Kurkurshetra regions to reach Delhi over the course of this week, where they plan to hold protests over the contentious issues involving demands of Punjabi farmers and Indian Muslims, the latter surrounding the Waqf board and Halal certification ban issues brought to light by the recent Supreme Court judgements. Presiding over a conference in Chandigarh announcing the march, KKM leader Baljit Singh Pannu remarked that the government had been 'herding' the protestors around 'like cattle who have escaped their sheds', and that his associates were being 'thoughtlessly harrased' by the Indian government in other parts of India. Despite claims of representing farmers and Muslims across folds and the nation however, on-the-ground-agitation has gained limited traction outside Jat Sikh farmers in East Punjab and Muslims in Aligarh and Delhi. A senior East Punjab police official, who wished to remain nameless, remarked that the protests will not be a serious concern, 'but are being watched closely'. The Government of Delhi led by the Communist Party of India, meanwhile, has authorised the protests, calling them an 'essential measure for a democratic polity', citing that it would not prove to be a security concern even if |
EMBASSY OF IRAN IN EGYPT, LUXOR To all Iranians residing in Egypt, The present-day situation in Egypt is one filled with instability following he Egyptian Government's actions against the recent socialist protests and resultant deployment of the military in major cities. Such actions post serious threats to Iranian tourists and workers abroad in Egypt. All Iranians overseas in Egypt should board a flight to Mehrabad International Airport in Rhages as soon as possible. All Iranair flights are free of charge to any overseas Iranians in Egypt to facilitate a smooth and safe return of all Iranians to the nation. We urgently request that all Iranians in Egypt are to leave within 1 week, as the Iranian Embassy will cease to provide any diplomatic services after that time period due to our staff having to evacuate should the situation get worse. If you can, reach your nearest airport and board the next flight to Iran. Tag: |
From: Ministry of State Security To: Office of the Prime Minister Subject: Regarding the United Kingdom's Strike Force in the Mediterranean Overview: The United Kingdom's "Royal" Navy has recently announced a large reinforcement of several modern ships to enhance the UK's presence in the Mediterranean Sea. With intentions to "maintain stability and security," such actions could potentially threaten the delicate balance of power in the Mediterranean and instead contribute to another potential conflict rather than help prevent an existing crisis in Egypt. Recommendations: The Imperial Intelligence Agency satellite "Levant" shall be positioned over the coordinates of the British convoy to monitor naval movements closely to determine their potential impact to the security of the region. Action Required: Authorization from the Wuzurg Framadar. THIS MEMO IS TOP SECRET |
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Marwar CM reacts on Bangla Minister's comments, #Mootwardy trends on Indian social media as netizens react
Jodhpur – A few days after the Marwar, part of the Rajasthan region in western India, was one of many states that enacted the ban once given the green signal by the Indian Supreme Court. CM Jaichand noted that vegetarian products like oil, toothpaste, sugar etc. did not require a halal certification, calling out the Bangla Minister of Religion for falling prey to 'propaganda'. "All vegan and vegetarian products are considered halal as long as they have a <0.5% alcoholic content, which is the standard in Muslim countries. The Indian Food & Beverages Safety Act already requires products to specify when they exceed that limit on their labelling. Issuing halal certification for these products is nothing but a marketing gimmick by certain organisations to exploit Indian Muslims and their faith for profit while flouting Indian health and safety standard laws, something Minister Sawardy seems to have been unable to grasp before making a mockery of himself through a 'statement' nobody asked for." Things got heated after the matter of domestic protests on the matter were discussed, clips of which have subsequently gone viral on Indian social media. "Not only have misinformed and inflammatory comments like these led to fear-mongering among Indian Muslims, particularly Muslim businessmen, they have also caused what could potentially be a matter of national security." CM Jaichand retracted his statement on 'national security' in an apology tweet later, but clips of the original video have gone viral on Indian social media. To Be Continued... |
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Clips like these quickly went viral on social media with the #Mootwardy, reminiscent of the Iran-UK 'Pissington' fiasco ([i]Moot meaning piss in Indian languages), topping trending charts in India on multiple social media platforms. Memes from the Pissington trend on Iranian social media resurfaced with Indian and Bengali iterations, with netizens on both sides engaging in a 'war of words' and other banter. The meet was called to dispel misinformation surrounding the Halal certification ban after 'fake news' regarding the ban was found circulating in public discourse, noted Marwar's Ministry of IT & Media. This has been followed by subsequent meets by other state and provincial governments, particularly in clarifying that the ban didn't apply on the traditional Halal meat market or on any goods ment for export. India is one of the largest exporters of halal meat, specially from the Indo-Gangetic belt area where a few provinces implemented the ban. The Democratic Congress Party, which leads the opposition in the Marwari legislative assembly was found engaging in the meme as well – an iteration which mentioned Minister Suwardy calling out the Indian Government for minority discrimination, with CM Jaichand responding he (the latter) was the finest Jain from Bengal (a reference to his ancestry, mentioned previously). Notably, Jains are an Indian minority group as well, with roughly 0.8% of the population identifying as Jain. ~~~~~ Some information presented here is inspired from real life. Please note that I do not intend to hurt the sentiments of anybody by disrespecting an irl figure, and this is for an irp event only. |
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