OOC : Plax isn't oppressed. And I don't have a puppet state, it's a city that I control in Kianhua. It's the Hong Kong under British control of Valsora xD And I'll reply to this soon.
There are two ways to answer this. One is if i was a woman. One is if I were a man*. Let us investigate both.
<takes away your reverse cards>
How DARE you! So evil! So disrespectful to women! The women! The woman class!!
<A million feminists plague you and jump on twitter to condemn you and Tumblr grinds 24/7 to write blog posts read by 3 people each>
'Evil Kampf is a misogynist and a terrible person! How DARE he! My feelingz! My feelingz!'
Another feminist icon writes:
'This is why women will never be equal! Kampf's two words hurt us so much, we cant even.. even-'
She breaks down in tears while a different pink-haired woman holds her head and tells her in soothing tones 'You're so strong, you're displaying so much strength. You're a rock. You're a diamond. You're stronger than a diamond..'
Another feminist demands:
'We want Kampf! We want him to lose his job'
They are told he doesnt have a job.
'We want him to NEVER have a job!'
They are told that no one can guarantee that, even though it may come to pass because his breath stinks
'We want him to never be sold breath mints or any toothpaste of a good quality! THIS IS WHY WOMEN CAN NEVER FEEL SAFE! WOMEN HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED FOR A THOUSAND YEA-'
The screaming ruins the microphone.
A militant feminist, all 600 pounds of her speaks calmly with her nose ring right upto the one remaining microphone:
'Look. He needs to go. Okay? He needs to go. We don't want violence. We don't want retribution. All we want, is he be beheaded on live TV, and his sick misogynistic skull be burnt on the altar of intersectional cis-gender partiarchical genitive hegemonic episodic-'
<Twitter autocorrect melts down due to overabundance of meaningless jargon>
And then there's the other view..
No U ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
*Did I just write 'If i were a man?' This changes everything...
<4 and a half Russian feminists, 2 unshot female journalists and 3 mail order brides that got returned during the 30-day return period, are also angery>
<They join in on the War against Evil Woman-Hating Misogynist Kampf>
<Buzzfeed and Jezebel Russia are having the times of their life...>
BREAKING NEWS - Fraxhemark's Parliament begins debate on Janet Novikov's Social Security Bill
Prime Minister Janet Novikov has put forward a bill for discussion in Parliament on Social Security. The ambitious bill will cause a major overhaul in Fraxhemarkian welfare system including various benefits. Fraxhemark has one of the highest tax rates in Valsora and Mrs Novikov wants the taxes to be used intelligently in a thorough welfare law. She is currently has majority in Parliament and the historic law is likely to get passed, however, she hopes for more support, especially from the Reformist and the Nationalist Parties.
'What? Are you preparing to hit women? Is that what your mother taught you?'
<the women call on the police and start a new movement.. #meThree with a hand icon>
<The police take you without evidence and your hand gets chopped off like a thief at a Saudi Arabian fruit market and placed somewhere rather hard to reach>
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I give permission to someone to take the last 4 posts, from the 'Но ' to the female response vs male response, and the next 2 posts, and turn it into an online comic. It would be delightful
Hi, Creepy Marrabuk. Since you watched me, can you tell me where I left my keys? Oh, and my prom picture from the 11th grade? I'm currently girlfriend-less (as u know, i'm sure) and I could.. er.. use the stimulation