The Republic of Zzgrrettzztown is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 439 million Zzgrrettzztownians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of westtown. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zzgrrettzztownian economy, worth 49.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,669 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zzgrrettzztown's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zzgrrettzztown is ranked 77,912^th in the world and 3^rd in United World Defense Treaty Organization for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,188.3 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.