The Republic of Zwergbar Barber is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.01 billion Zwergbar Barberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zwergbar Barberian economy, worth 49.6 trillion Zwergenns a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,121 Zwergenns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zwergbar Barber's national animal is the Zwergbar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zwergbar Barber is ranked 82,641^st in the world and 877^th in eta for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,408.03 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.