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Zwangzug was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 233
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 109thMost Rebellious Youth: 150thLeast Corrupt Governments: 227th
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Zwangzug

Population33.864 billion

CapitalZwischen
LeaderErin Splinter
Faiththe Church of Caissa

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Animalzebra

The Loquacious Lipograms of Zwangzug is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Erin Splinter with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 33.864 billion Zwangzugians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwischen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zwangzugian economy, worth a remarkable 8,136 trillion checks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 240,259 checks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Zwangzug's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Caissa.

Zwangzug is ranked 23,870th in the world and 2nd in Wrigley for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,021.02 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 109thMost Rebellious Youth: 150thLeast Corrupt Governments: 227thMost Pacifist: 271stMost Advanced Public Education: 292ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 341stLargest Welfare Programs: 393rdMost Beautiful Environments: 409thLargest Publishing Industry: 434thSmartest Citizens: 526thMost Compassionate Citizens: 591stHighest Average Tax Rates: 742ndNicest Citizens: 778thMost Cultured: 889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 920thHealthiest Citizens: 922ndLargest Governments: 923rdMost Developed: 950thHighest Economic Output: 1,007thHighest Food Quality: 1,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,345thBest Weather: 1,365thSafest: 1,763rdMost Inclusive: 1,870thMost Devout: 1,887thLargest Populations: 2,072ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,203rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,789thHighest Average Incomes: 4,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,290thLowest Crime Rates: 7,601stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,933rdRudest Citizens: 11,596thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,279thMost Influential: 19,292ndMost Stationary: 19,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,810thMost Efficient Economies: 23,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 23,870th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zwangzug was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Zwangzug was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Zwangzug rejected a request from The Finntopian Region of DOOM for an embassy with Wrigley.
  • : Zwangzug published "Stadium informations" (Account: Sport).
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Zwangzug, Zebra is one of the most popular forenames in Zwangzug.
  • : Zwangzug was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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