The Queendom of Zvetlana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.253 billion Zvetlanans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zvetgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zvetlanan economy, worth a remarkable 6,003 trillion Zvets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,266 Zvets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and politicians have tenure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zvetlana's national animal is the Lana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zvetlana is ranked 93,963^rd in the world and 6^th in desert for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 987.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.