
| Population | 4.832 billion |
| Capital | Umgungundlovu |
| Leader | Mpande Buthelezi |
| Faith | Traditional African religion |
| Currency | kajama |
| Animal | black wildebeest |
The South African Kingdom of Zulu Realm is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mpande Buthelezi with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.832 billion Zulus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umgungundlovu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Zulu economy, worth 529 trillion kajamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,674 kajamas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,494 per year while the poor average 22,613, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.
There is one competing standard, cities in Zulu Realm declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zulu Realm's national animal is the black wildebeest and its national religion is Traditional African religion.
Zulu Realm is ranked 160,741st in the world and 1st in CHHC Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 470.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, cities in Zulu Realm declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, there is one competing standard.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban.
- : Following new legislation in
Zulu Realm, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.








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