NATION

PASSWORD

Carrying on the Legacy of Shaka Zulu Mpande Buthelezi
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,692ndMost Conservative: 10,790thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,329th
The South African Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hermit
Ambassador to the Dark Continent
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zulu Realm

Population4.832 billion

CapitalUmgungundlovu
LeaderMpande Buthelezi
FaithTraditional African religion

Currencykajama
Animalblack wildebeest

The South African Kingdom of Zulu Realm is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mpande Buthelezi with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.832 billion Zulus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umgungundlovu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zulu economy, worth 529 trillion kajamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,674 kajamas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,494 per year while the poor average 22,613, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

There is one competing standard, cities in Zulu Realm declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zulu Realm's national animal is the black wildebeest and its national religion is Traditional African religion.

Zulu Realm is ranked 160,741st in the world and 1st in CHHC Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 470.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,692ndMost Conservative: 10,790thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 18,329thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,486thLargest Mining Sector: 19,144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,900thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,451st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, cities in Zulu Realm declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, there is one competing standard.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Zulu Realm, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.

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