The Republic of Zpuppet11 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.195 billion Zpuppet11ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Zpuppet11ian economy, worth 164 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,693 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zpuppet11's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Moderate Violetism.

Zpuppet11 is ranked 110,491^st in the world and 5^th in Alesia for Most Primitive, scoring -27.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.