The Colony of Zosimos of Panopolis is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-working population of 2.897 billion Zosimos of Panopolisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The Zosimos of Panopolisian economy, worth 117 trillion forks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,678 forks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, Zosimos of Panopolis is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zosimos of Panopolis's national animal is the Militarized Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Zosimos of Panopolis is ranked 73,816^th in the world and 1^st in 2026 and Beyond for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.