The Republic of Zomboni is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.545 billion Zombonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Zombonian economy, worth 113 trillion zomboes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,768 zomboes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 288,538 per year while the poor average 2,806, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zomboni's national animal is the zombo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zomboni is ranked 311,457^th in the world and 4^th in oliver for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 117.61 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.