The Undead Beauty of Zombie Girlfriend is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Undead Hopes and Dreams with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The humorless, devout population of 7.194 billion Zombie Girlfriends are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Overrun Shopping Mall. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The strong Zombie Girlfriend economy, worth 800 trillion His Deathless Promise Rings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,179 His Deathless Promise Rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", women who display their ankles are shunned by society, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zombie Girlfriend's national animal is the Undead Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is His Undying Devotion to Her.

Zombie Girlfriend is ranked 270,447^th in the world and 12^th in After the Fall for Nicest Citizens, with 2.14 average smiles per day.