The Undead Hunk of Zombie Boyfriend is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by His Non-Beating Heart with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.059 billion Zombie Boyfriends are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infested Arcade. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Boyfriend economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Key to Her Undead Hearts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,090 Key to Her Undead Hearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, Infested Arcade is a police state during international summits, the dartboard at the Zombie Boyfriend Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of His Non-Beating Heart's face, and even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Boyfriend's national animal is the Zombie Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Her Undying Love for Him.

Zombie Boyfriend is ranked 15,735^th in the world and 10^th in After the Fall for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 35,668.15 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.