The Demigod of Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Zlatan with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.227 billion Demigods have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malmö. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zlatan Ibrahimovician economy, worth a remarkable 2,616 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,792 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, and there's nothing more Zlatan Ibrahimovician than revanchism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlatan Ibrahimovic's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zlatanizm.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is ranked 11,576^th in the world and 1^st in FIFA Lands for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 87.15 Effective Tax Rate.