Population | 7.944 billion |
Capital | Malmö |
Leader | Zlatan |
Faith | Zlatanizm |
Currency | krona |
Animal | lion |
The Demigod of Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Zlatan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.944 billion Demigods are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malmö. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zlatan Ibrahimovician economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,296 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, the media seems excessively interested in what Zlatan is wearing this season, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlatan Ibrahimovic's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zlatanizm.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is ranked 234,785th in the world and 4th in FIFA Lands for Most Stationary, with 23.14176991148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zlatan Ibrahimovic's influence in FIFA Lands rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the media seems excessively interested in what Zlatan is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
- : Zlatan Ibrahimovic's influence in FIFA Lands fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, new Zlatan Ibrahimovician taxis are fitted with server racks.
- : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.