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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,335th
The Demigod of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Population7.944 billion

CapitalMalmö
LeaderZlatan
FaithZlatanizm

Currencykrona
Animallion

The Demigod of Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Zlatan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.944 billion Demigods are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malmö. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zlatan Ibrahimovician economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,296 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, the media seems excessively interested in what Zlatan is wearing this season, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlatan Ibrahimovic's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zlatanizm.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is ranked 234,785th in the world and 4th in FIFA Lands for Most Stationary, with 23.14176991148 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,335thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,569thMost Efficient Economies: 8,810thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,522ndMost Developed: 9,662ndSmartest Citizens: 11,748thLowest Crime Rates: 11,986thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,902ndLargest Governments: 13,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,086thLargest Retail Industry: 14,834thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,157thHealthiest Citizens: 15,640thMost Inclusive: 16,353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,245thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,931stHighest Food Quality: 18,074thMost Patriotic: 18,357thHighest Economic Output: 19,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,387thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,517thNicest Citizens: 22,096thMost Secular: 22,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,457thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,021stMost Beautiful Environments: 27,120thMost Influential: 28,924th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zlatan Ibrahimovic's influence in FIFA Lands rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the media seems excessively interested in what Zlatan is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Zlatan Ibrahimovic's influence in FIFA Lands fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, new Zlatan Ibrahimovician taxis are fitted with server racks.
  • : Following new legislation in Zlatan Ibrahimovic, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.

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