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Live long and help me prosper
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th Lowest Crime Rates: 55th Highest Average Tax Rates: 159th
The Tax Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zintai

Population19.844 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.844 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 5,731 trillion Zintais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,842 Zintais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 169,237th in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -27.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19thLowest Crime Rates: 55thHighest Average Tax Rates: 159thLargest Governments: 176thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 229thMost Corrupt Governments: 242ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 584thHealthiest Citizens: 637thSafest: 637thMost Devout: 989thMost Subsidized Industry: 989thBest Weather: 994thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,037thHighest Economic Output: 1,177thMost Developed: 1,264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,342ndMost Stationary: 1,450thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,530thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,689thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,850thSmartest Citizens: 1,871stMost Efficient Economies: 1,875thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,480thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,721stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,141stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,808thMost Influential: 4,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,877thMost Authoritarian: 5,163rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,375thLargest Populations: 5,389thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,897thMost Pacifist: 6,087thMost Conservative: 6,695thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,412thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,127th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Zintai voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Zintai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.

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