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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 52ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Zintai

Population21.468 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Zintai with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.468 billion Zintaians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 6,700 trillion Zintais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,103 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 275th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Most Developed, scoring 99.2 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 52ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 152ndLargest Governments: 164thMost Corrupt Governments: 200thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 234thMost Developed: 275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 313thLongest Average Lifespans: 314thHighest Poor Incomes: 450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 523rdHealthiest Citizens: 560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 634thBest Weather: 781stMost Subsidized Industry: 792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 804thMost Valuable International Artwork: 958thSmartest Citizens: 1,011thHighest Economic Output: 1,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,093rdMost Devout: 1,555thMost Efficient Economies: 1,558thHighest Average Incomes: 1,734thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,972ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,555thSafest: 2,812thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,316thLargest Populations: 5,303rdMost Influential: 5,661stRudest Citizens: 5,950thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,882ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,926thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,509thMost Income Equality: 18,715thNudest: 20,539th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, there's a mortuary next to every Zintaian restaurant.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Zintai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.

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