The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.99 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,697 trillion Zintais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,106 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 130,445^th in the world and 1^st in GameFAQs for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 37.05 Effective Tax Rate.