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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,390thLargest Black Market: 6,412th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zhuo-luoja

Population16.916 billion

CapitalChakjakos
LeaderGovernor Rusaj Peromust
FaithPaganism

CurrencyBoud
Animallobster

The Constitutional Monarchy of Zhuo-luoja is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Governor Rusaj Peromust with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.916 billion Zhuo-luojans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chakjakos. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zhuo-luojan economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion Bouds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,494 Bouds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zhuo-luoja's national animal is the lobster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Paganism.

Zhuo-luoja is ranked 192,506th in the world and 7th in The Sportsbook for Safest, scoring 49.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,390thLargest Black Market: 6,412thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,991stMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,716thNudest: 13,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,355thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 16,339thHighest Economic Output: 16,579thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,180thMost Devout: 18,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,046thLargest Populations: 22,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,765thMost Avoided: 24,434thMost Authoritarian: 25,675thMost Stationary: 26,711thMost Cultured: 28,723rd
Top
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zhuo-luoja was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Avoided, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Zhuo-luoja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Zhuo-luoja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Zhuo-luoja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zhuo-luoja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Zhuo-luoja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Zhuo-luoja's influence in The Sportsbook rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Zhuo-luoja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Zhuo-luoja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Zhuo-luoja, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.

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