The Organization of Zex Mafia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zed II with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.546 billion Zex Mafians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zex Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zex Mafian economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 233,747 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,924 per year while the poor average 38,634, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, former Humanism holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants, buildings are experiencing some new ten-ants, and middle management darts to the playground after board meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zex Mafia's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Humanism.

Zex Mafia is ranked 25,408^th in the world and 2^nd in RegionZ for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 29,744.5 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.