The Radical Matriarchy of Zevistan is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Goddess Kate with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.238 billion Zevistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labiat. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zevistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,448 trillion Selenes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 234,459 Selenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", Mermaids have more rights than the average citizen, and you can tell when Zevistanians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zevistan's national animal is the Mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Female Supremacy.

Zevistan is ranked 305^th in the world and 1^st in Amazon Federation for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 16,370.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.