The Combat Pilot of Zero-two is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 8.787 billion Zero-twoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The strong Zero-twoan economy, worth 530 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 60,318 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards. Crime is moderate. Zero-two's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zero-two is ranked 252,203^rd in the world and 3,618^th in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.