The Eye of Zarvarza is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Rom Zarvarza with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.739 billion Zarvarzans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enochia. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Zarvarzan economy, worth a remarkable 2,811 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 142,411 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zarvarza's national animal is the Flying Tree Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Order of Enoch.

Zarvarza is ranked 3,572^nd in the world and 1^st in Illuminati Empire for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 142,411.92 Standard Monetary Units.