The Republic of Zapolyarny District is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 623 million Zapolyarny Districtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.
The powerhouse Zapolyarny Districtian economy, worth 50.9 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,679 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, and dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zapolyarny District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Zapolyarny District is ranked 285,875th in the world and 609th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks.
- : Following new legislation in
Zapolyarny District, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.















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