The Parliamentary Kingdom of Zahonyi Csongor is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Orbán Ernő with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.232 billion Csongorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zacson. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Csongorian economy, worth 481 trillion csong forints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 77,240 csong forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Zahonyi Csongor, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zahonyi Csongor's national animal is the Black and green lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Zahonyi Csongor is ranked 183,718^th in the world and 2^nd in Heavy Metal Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 64.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.