The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 91 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.364 billion Yuyu Puppet 91ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 91ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,124 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, auditors are gutting every governmental department, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 91's national animal is the Yuyu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yuyu Puppet 91 is ranked 7,292^nd in the world and 9^th in Willow Farm for Most Corrupt Governments, with 183.88 kickbacks per hour.