The Queendom of Havenfell is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Melania with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 16.484 billion Havanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eurasia City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Havanish economy, worth a remarkable 2,096 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,186 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "Queen Melania's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenfell's national animal is the red wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Havenfell is ranked 21,678^th in the world and 518^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 267.53 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.