The Freezing Winter Morning of Yulis is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Azmoérne VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.811 billion Yulisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jameóre. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The thriving Yulisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,094 trillion Cheeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,869 Cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yulis's national animal is the That Bird That's On The Flag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Football.

Yulis is ranked 2,181^st in the world and 1^st in One big Island for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,771.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.