The Most Serene Republic of Medjimurje is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 477 million Medjimurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Port of Prelog. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The all-consuming Medjimurjean economy, worth 48.3 trillion medjimurian kunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,220 medjimurian kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, nations that kill a Medjimurians can expect a strongly worded letter, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medjimurje's national animal is the potato of Belica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Medjimurje is ranked 204,765^th in the world and 3,924^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.