The District of Youlou is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.31 billion Youlouans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The very strong Youlouan economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 65,634 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,381 per year while the poor average 6,857, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, prison visits increase substantially during election years, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and Youlou has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Youlou's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Youlou is ranked 261,812^th in the world and 6^th in Commonwealth States for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.72 kickbacks per hour.