The Centrist Republic of Yondoria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lucas grant ll with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.767 billion Yondorians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafton. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yondorian economy, worth 460 trillion Mendals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,695 Mendals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, Lucas grant ll seems to wear red a lot these days, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Yondoria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yondoria's national animal is the Yondorian parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pedistian.

Yondoria is ranked 78,010^th in the world and 75^th in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 18.04 flags saluted per person per day.