The Delinquent Girl of Yogiri is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.244 billion Yogirians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Yogirian economy, worth 369 trillion delicacies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,918 delicacies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Yogiri City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yogiri's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Yogiri is ranked 321,740th in the world and 3,674th in Remembrance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.18 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Yogiri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Yogiri, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Yogiri City.
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Yogiri, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
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Yogiri, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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Yogiri, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
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Yogiri, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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Yogiri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Yogiri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Yogiri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Yogiri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.


























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